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Rehash of the Titans
Chris Kavan - wrote on 07/16/2025
Both the original Jurassic Park films and newer Jurassic World franchises suffered the same fate - they kind of fizzled out as they went along. Jurassic World Rebirth looks to start over yet again - but kind of stalls out from the start. The biggest issue is that they have painted themselves into a corner: in this world, dinosaurs are not only passe and boring to humans (like, really? after less than a decade of "returning to life") but also dying off - yes, they're relegated once again to some tropical islands around the equator.
But our friends at InGen aren't ready to throw in the towel - especially when they think they can make a boatload more money off of the them. Enter slimy Martin Krebs (Rupert Friend) who needs some seasoned veterans to gather precious DNA in order to make a …
