| Movie Reviewed | Type | Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Battle Royale ( Batoru rowaiaru ) - man my ass hurts but heres a review | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Freeway - bring me a review and a f***ing straw | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| The Signal (2008) - do you like the crazy | Quick | 3.5/4 | View |
| Hard Candy - canadian girls are crazy | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Juno - a feel good comedy about teens humping | Quick | 3.0/4 | View |
| Clerks - line up three reviews and make like a circus seal | Quick | 3.0/4 | View |
| South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - whats a reviewfore for reading silly | Quick | 3.0/4 | View |
| BASEketball - I heared this review is sleeping with Squeak | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Orgazmo - ah you make me so ready to write this review | Quick | 3.0/4 | View |
| Cannibal! The Musical ( Alferd Packer: The Musical ) - lets build a snowman and get drunk | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Mean Machine - why have sandler when you can have jones | Quick | 3.5/4 | View |
