| Movie Reviewed | Type | Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Horrid. | Critical | 0.5/4 | View |
| Inglourious Basterds (2009) - Quentin Tarantino, sigh. | Quick | 2.0/4 | View |
| Con Air - Horrible. | Full | 0.5/4 | View |
| The Unborn (2009) - Is it possible to unwatch The Unborn? | Critical | 0.5/4 | View |
| Beverly Hills Chihuahua - Actually not that bad | Quick | 3.0/4 | View |
| Australia (2008) - Why I love a terrible film | Quick | 3.5/4 | View |
| The Incredible Hulk - Lazy and insufficient | Quick | 2.0/4 | View |
| Speed Racer - Insane but alright | Quick | 2.5/4 | View |
| Be Kind Rewind - A let down | Quick | 1.5/4 | View |
| Epic Movie - Please stop these people ever making films. | Quick | 0.5/4 | View |
| Wanted (2008) - Really dim film | Full | 1.0/4 | View |
| Night Watch ( Nochnoy dozor ) - Really good subtitles, not much else. | Quick | 2.5/4 | View |
| Waking Life - Is there such thing as 'too intellectual'? | Full | 1.0/4 | View |
