| Movie Reviewed | Type | Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bangkok Dangerous (2008) - One of the worst =( | Quick | 1.0/4 | View |
| The Enforcer (1976) - Was Tyne Cagney or Lacy? | Quick | 1.0/4 | View |
| Pitch Black - If you give this less than 3 stars then you suck! | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Pitch Black - If you give this less than 3 stars then you suck! | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Scooby-Doo - Scrappy sucks! | Quick | 1.0/4 | View |
| Blade Runner - A thinking man's sci-fi journey | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Gossip - If you give this more than 1 star you suck! | Quick | 1.0/4 | View |
| Casablanca - This may be the finest piece of drama ever. | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Strange Circus ( Kimyô na sâkasu ) - 2 stars- haw, haw! | Quick | 2.0/4 | View |
| Double Team - JCVD works out... a lot! | Quick | 1.0/4 | View |
| Alien - Sir Ridley Scott- bitches! | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Terminator Salvation - If you give this more than 2 stars you suck! | Quick | 2.0/4 | View |
| Memento - If you don't give this 4 stars you suck! | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
